This is exactly the kind of news you’d expect Colorado Springs to be known for.

Of course it is! But US FANZ DEMAND LOYALTY!

Wait a second. There exist idiots who think this is bad for your car? What actually is the alternative? Like I’m legitimately unsure of any other way to like...drive.

Now I know Romo was a gifted passer, but shouldn’t more analysts be able to do this?

I’m flabbergasted that a feature like Swype isn’t default technology at this point.

You could save money by not having a wedding, and not having kids, and never traveling, and then you’d be left with…a bunch of money.

Thanks for the insult! Much appreciated. Great addition to the discussion, not sure what we’d do without ya.

I was just in a meeting and we started off with iPhone related banter, and a colleague lamented that $1k is just too much to spend on a phone. I agreed that it’s indeed a lot of money, but started talking about how many other things phones are used for, and what that value is. Then we compared it to the cost of cable…

It’s the only way he can cum now. He needs to insult things other people like because it makes him feel better and superior. 

I’m seeing an increasing number of thinkpieces that label Denver as the best place for the new HQ. I’ve been thinking about moving for a while, and if Amazon comes, that’ll be the final nail in the coffin for me. Off to cooler cities.

This is certainly incredibly impactful news. However I don’t know that I agree that the biggest hurdle to adoption is the charging network and not the cost.

I fucking LOVE every time some asshat pulls out “rank and file member” bullshit like, oh please remember it’s just us regular workin’ class folk out here!

What’s it like to ignore reality, empirical evidence, and other peoples experiences to instead just live in a world that doesn’t exist but you’ve willed to be your reality out of sheer terror at the real world around you?

One of Battlefield 1’s greatest strengths is a robust single-player featuring vignettes from various fronts throughout World War One.

Wrangler Unlimiteds look like half-finished drunken redneck science projects and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. More practical? Sure. But they look like someone cut two Jeeps in half and welded them together after crushing 3 12-packs of bud light with their buddies. So ugly.

MLB investigated the Red Sox after the Yankees accused their divisional rivals of stealing signs using a smartwatch.

This is an excellent point since nobody else cheats at sports!

Huh. That’s weird. The NFL punishing a guy solely because they say he wouldn’t cooperate, rather than any actual proveable rules violations? Can’t say I’ve ever heard of or seen that happen before.

It is both entirely possible for her to be privileged, and face an incredibly uphill battle just to be considered an equal. You fuckin’ dope. Concentrate on the part that matters.

Narratively this was undoubtedly the worst season of GOT thus far, which is unfortunate. It does two things: First it makes me seriously question the ability of Benioff, Weiss, et al to tell us a story that’s not been told to them first. There is, of course, the dulcet tones of Martin in their ears to steer the ship,…