No, it’s fucking terrible.

The phrase “Cool as you like” is a very, very bad phrase.

How...how do you break the huddle wrong? What’s right, and then what did he do?

Maybe other cities are different, but here in Denver Uber & Lyft are increasingly just like cabs. They smell just as bad, are just as dirty, the drivers are increasingly new to/unfamiliar with the city - which may not be a cab trait, but it creates the feeling that cabbies from other cities move here to do Uber or…

Here’s what you do: right before you pull the burger off the grill, put however much cheese you want onto the inside surface of the top bun; then pull the burger patty off the grill and lay it down onto the cheese; then load up the bottom bun with condiments and vegetation; then put the top half of the burger down…

get the fuck out of here Sean Spicer.

With all the people places and things to hack, these mental giants choose HBO. What small-minded asshattery this is.

“It has not been done to compete with Porsche.”

Not nearly enough DIII schools on this list.

Mark Martin gets himself a championship. Sure, it’s just NASCAR. That means 90% of you have already stopped reading the comments because NASCAR is just so below you.

Oof, is there a gofundme for Kara’s mom?

“Some women just don’t know how to take compliments!” - An absolutely breathtakingly depressing number of men, no doubt.

Yeah but then the thing’s just gonna unexpectedly die on you after roughly 6 years.

I ask this as a lapsed Sox fan, but when did the Sox farm system become so barren? I felt like just a few short years ago (or maybe never! Maybe I’m inventing things out of thin air because I am a douchebag Boston fan!) they had one of the deepest minor league systems in baseball.

Now THAT’S Capitalism!

The number of times I’ve had a protected turn and been flipped off or screamed at by the person breaking traffic laws to impede on my protected turn...

“They’re taught to suppress their sense of humor during their formative years,”

It’s less Bachman and more that that’s just how TJ Miller is. In an excerpt of his exit interview from HBO he reveals that his dad told him the Bachman character was a bit one-note and agreed it was time to leave the show. I’ll miss him on SV, because the Bachman character is wonderful. But it’s one-note specifically…

Oh god those wheels are terrible... Bad rims, wheels look too tiny for the car itself. That’s unfortunate.

This is exactly what I bitched about in the other Crosstrek post. The bog standard subaru 2L is awful. It’s a terrible, terrible engine. It lacks everything you want from an engine, save fuel economy and the ability to run.