Patriots Fan +12

Chosen, by Sapphire.

Why is it so ugly?

I mean that’s 20% of it, not all of it.

Why would you keep the guy at this point? His job is one that requires it be your top (and pretty much only) priority, but it’s clearly not at the top for him.

Get him some help, get him out the door, let him concentrate on his own life.

I’m kind of disgusted this guy laughed and said “props to them”. Like, no way. F*ck every single one of those asshat douchecanoes.

“...New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brandy”

They actually remind me a lot of Republicans, just with better intentions.

You can even hear the ref yell “You’re diving!” before he whistles the play dead.

He was literally looking at the puck the entire time. How does that count as saving it without seeing it?

I’m pretty certain it won’t be the advent of Driverless Cars that gets me to stop driving, it’ll be the fact that you can’t get a manual transmission anymore. I don’t think automatics are bad, I just hate them with a passion. Like, almost as much as I hate Congressional Republicans.

He had a show‽ I’ve seen him do standup live once, and it was fucking fantastic.or I had no idea he had a show, that it could have been terrible.

But no actual punishment? Just moving their mistake-prone officials to games fewer people watch? What about the crews from the last two Patriots games?

I had to look at this for 6 unbroken seconds to realize that they didn’t chop a car in half for a publicity photo.

When I wear my Brady or Gronk jersey around Denver (where I’ve now lived for almost 10 years) I tend to get harrassed to a shocking level. People try to actually pick fights, actual physical altercations. Other people just like to yell and scream; my favorites are the ones who like to hurl sexual epithets along with…

There is no possible way on Earth throwing a golf ball would improve scores, for anyone except the worst of amateurs. I have a pathetic arm, but I’m still 100% confident that if you can reliably shoot under 150 for 18, your score would double.

If only he was just beating up his girlfriend, everyone would get off his back.

That’s much less calls going the Patriots way and more the Refs being incompetent, though.