You know, that’s what I initially thought. And then realized that couldn’t possibly be it because of how unbelievably obvious it is. There has to be something more; nobody needed Musk’s silence on an earnings call to tell us Tesla was probably already on that path. So I feel like there has to be something else here.

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand what I’m supposed to be getting out of this. What exactly are we insinuating is being said by this silence?

I’m sorry, there’s no career mode? The most basic racing game feature that has ever existed? (aside from turning and go-juice, obviously) That alone convinces me this isn’t worth buying.

Calling Coors ‘Swill Beer’ is mighty fine praise, and I suggest you reconsider your wording.

They’re a ready-made GOP Think Tank.

Which would, in turn, mean that the rule under which they punished him either didn’t have a burden of proof, or there wasn’t another rule under which they punished him. Essentially it’s just further evidence the NFL is making this up as they go along.

He also destroyed his cell phone a day or so before he talked to Wells.

Not only is it fair to say it, it’s irresponsible not to include those facts in any mention of the Wells Report, or the firm that prepared it.

Gosh, if only there was actually reliable evidence that they cheated!

As a Denver resident who doesn’t really love baseball but roots for the Sox and the Rox, I’m making a looooot of popcorn for the next few days to sit back and watch things unfold.

A humble request, Drew: Can you do this series but for hockey? Don’t even research anything, just make some shit up, throw a few anecdotes together (fictional? Who cares!) about star players, make fun of the city they’re from, find an embarrassing highlight, and solicit reader feedback.

The hipsters have both beards AND yuppies??

These are some of my favorite things. I think Magary needs to run a separate mailbag that is comprised entirely of such responses.

I’m a Patriots fan. I catch nothing but shit. Constantly. It’s still funny. I love his Pats-hating column every year.

Oh my god the ref! The ref gets me every time! It’s the gif that keeps on giving.

I’m excited about this kid.

...mind bottling?

No, it wasn’t.

And that’s definitely her fault, not a result of an over-commercialized sex-sells culture and context around her. Good call, show her your ire instead of working to come up with any constructive about the system she’s in. Wouldn’t want to appear book-smart or anything.

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Can someone give me a legitimate explanation as to how watching two geniuses physically destroy each other is exciting? I will never, ever understand the appeal of MMA.