It lets you assume a lot. Which is great for people who prefer shorthand categorization over actual knowledge.

I’m quite disappointed there isn’t a video of a car running over a watermelon.

Oh my god the same — and for some reason I was ALWAYS terrible at Kayalami.

Good. F*ck the Red Wings.

Sure. But the kind of watch you purchase doesn’t give you any insight into the personality of the person. Style, maybe. But a TV show can tell you a lot about how smart a person is, how curious they are, what they find interesting, what they find funny, etc.

My god I love GPL. I spent many, many years it an uncomfortable chair with a Wheel clipped to my desk trying to find a tenth of a second at places like Zandvoort and Rouen.

Immediate first thought was depression & anxiety. I would bet almost anything that those rumors are right. I also think you would probably agree that we could have all correctly assumed all along that the NFL has no appetite to make any differentiation between mental health and mental toughness, mostly because in the…

It’s a watch. That’s all it is.

I’d fuck someone who owned an Apple Watch over someone who can’t name the last 5 books they read or list Big Bang Theory or How I Met Your Mother among their favorite television shows. Those are significantly worse offenses than owning an Apple Watch.

I’m saying something no doubt 100 other people have already said.

It’s literally in their best interest to intentionally cover things improperly. And that’s all you need to know.

What exactly are we considering a NASCAR V8? Engines are different between the Sprint Cup series and the Xfinity series, and I believe from the Camping World Truck Series so calling something a NASCAR V8 is...well...stupid. It doesn’t mean anything.

There’s nothing “around” about finishing in a place other than where you started. It’s 10.

This is incredible.

5 min major alone would’ve been appropriate. The gamer is overkill, and wrong (and you should know, I’m a Bruins fan). It’s more than a 2 because he lifts the stick up over his shoulder and locates his hands at the butt of the stick to increase leverage on the swing. Like, that’s pretty violent, it’s not just a normal…

Not for nothing, but these guys were on the island my team was working at the Great American Beer Festival a couple of years ago. Not only did they bring great suds to the table, but they were exceptionally cool (bearded) gents.

Do you want the baseball to be entertaining, or do you want to enjoy your time at Coors? Because it’s a fun park. But the baseball isn’t very good. Get the cheap seats, hang out in the party deck, etc. It’s fun here, you’ll like it.

What are you going to do when Tulo and CarGo inevitably get traded for prospects, geriatrics, and an assortment of decorated crucifixes that Dick Monfort can jerk off to?

These stories are why murder is illegal, but you generally still need 12 fresh pairs of eyes to say it was the wrong thing to do before you head to jail.

It's also by design. Wouldn't want you (and by extension other middle class families) capable of reaching up and taking any meaningful piece of the pie for yourselves!

As a secondary element, I am unreasonably irked by the incredibly poor grammar and spelling.