If this were happening in America, the producer would be getting death threats.

Starting & stopping recording horizontally is significantly easier with 2 hands.

What the actual fuck, Maine? I need actual numbers to go with this chart, or I'm forced to assume that there are three people in Northern Maine who just really love Dave Winfield and that was enough to tip the scales.

No woman deserves a Lifetime biopic. No woman is worth so little, nor should they be treated so poorly as to assume a Lifetime special should be made about them/for them/concerning them.

Every level of academic institution (though College especially) openly places more value on student athletes than those who are only students. They are told they're more special, more important, etc. Why are we then shocked when so many of them turn out to be terrible self-entitled fuckwits?

The Adam Sandler Video Game Movie Looks Terrible.

There are just so many things to love about this photo.

I believe that you mean you missed the first 130 games of baseball.

I'm so jealous that you were able to go that long without knowing who he is.

What's wrong with her eyes? Something is wrong with her eyes.

For one I think this is really disappointing. Not only does it force parents to have the sex talk with their children at a time not necessarily of their choosing, but it also forces them to have the "dying print media" talk. It's just really, really sad.

Hey, you're welcome. Have a great week :-)

I'll blame whomever I like, Obama. Also I've got ABP and it's running, but it doesn't stop those youtube pre-rolls. There's maybe a setting I don't know about?

Definitely would've watched that video if half the youtube vids put on Jalop these days didn't have the unstoppable 300,000 hour commercials preceding them.

They aren't toeing the party line. They're fucking idiots. Darrel Waltrip hasn't had an intelligent piece of insight since the mid-70s. Watch that video again. He ACTUALLY SAID that "the car appears to turn before he gets to the corner" and then stopped, adding that he'd have to see it again. Those words came out of…

That news Anchor is an older version of Kenneth from 30 Rock.

TORTS = Total Offensive Remarks + Total Swears — We lack a metric to really count the alienated players, so this metric simply aims to measure acts that can alienate. Swears are minor, but TORTS incorporates Total Swears from Profanity Close situations, in addition to our base Offensive Remarks stats, but with the…

Sweet! I had no audio capabilities. That's good to know. It also sucks for him, obviously.

How do you lose it in the trioval?!? Please tell me he lost a tire.

This, not anything else she has done, is the reason Marissa Meyer shouldn't lead that company. No other person regardless of gender should either. They are placing the value of their voice below that of business demands. That's wrong.