I actually read “In this economy?!” in Gary Gulman’s voice...mission accomplished.

You got a weird way of joking.

Most definitely the cat. 

Pretty sure the idea of an eclair is suppose to be “all awesome, all the damn time”

We have something similar in the Pittsburgh area called 412 Food Rescue.

Alternately, these are not the snacks I’m looking for.

HOAs exist so Karen has another manager she can call.

They’re legal because HOAs were created to keep minorities out. The one thing conservatives hate more than government intervention is black people.

Hell hath no fury like an underachieving middle class American with an over-inflated sense of self-worth being given the slightest modicum of authority, perceived or otherwise.

You mean the Aisle of Dreams?  I fucking love the Aisle of Dreams.  

It is long past time that Elon was ushered off to his base on Mars. Mars loss will be our gain.

Classic example of “I’m rich because I’m smart, and I’m smart because I’m rich” phenomenon. 

Oh heavens yes. At my local store this past weekend they had stair steppers, children’s lunchboxes, foam flooring for garages and gyms, sleeping bags, cast iron skillets, showerheads, and hammocks.

product development doesn’t end when you have a chassis that can move under its own power. It requires thousands of hours of real-life testing with lots of prototypes to make sure everything works the way it’s supposed to. 

I’m generally a fan of the kids-behaving-badly plot

Star for your Kronwall gif

It’s like “OK, I can fit video game streamers into my head, I guess. Never thought this could be a thing, but I enjoy playing them so maybe they enjoy watching. Next... influencers. Um. Losing me here. Why does anyone give one dry fuck what Logan Paul says or does? Why do I even know what a “Logan Paul” is? Wait, this…

These are truly the end times.