Offal? Doesn’t sound that bad, really. 

Clorox Co., manufacturer of Hidden Valley Ranch

IMO, there’s no reason to talk to anyone at the gym unless it’s “Hey can I work in?” or “You forgot your towel” or they are of a gender you aren’t interested in sexually so talking about the weather has no meaning other than that.

Except for “hey, can you spot me?” or “excuse me, can I work in on that machine?” there should be no talking in the gym. People who use the gym for social hour just end up blocking off equipment they aren’t using and then giving you the shit-eye for asking them to move so you can actually work out.

CARB and the EPA have been working together for a while to unify their rule making set since EPA phase II rules were rolled out in 2004. Phase 3A brought them even closer and the next round was supposed to pretty much unify the rulesets.

I am normally on Salty’s side, but fuck this person. You never go riffling through another person’s fridge, cabinets, drawers or anything when you’re a guest at their home.

There are maybe 2-3 people I can do this with, but they’re also good friends who’s homes I’m at a lot.

Also, who the fuck takes a beer that’s…

just know that it’s a price to pay for being hospitable

Someone who doesn’t respect boundaries won’t respect boundaries. Someone who doesn’t respect property won’t respect property.

So, basically it’s a case of “Asshole’s gonna asshole.”?

This is the wrong answer. This not how normal people behave and it’s absolutely an offense that you can permanently uninvite that person. Everyone I know asks before going in the fridge.  People think my fridge manners are pushy and I never do anything but rearrange so extra stuff can fit.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

Also;

Yet somehow I was a teenager and most all of us who were teenagers at one point didn’t have the luxury of expecting constant contact with our teachers in order to pass a class. We had the class time, we had the assignments with instructions, and we figured out how to complete them rather independently after that (some…

Oh my, you should have mentioned your students are teenagers immediately! Everyone knows teenagers have the most valid sense of perspective of what justifies a “panic-stricken” reaction which is why teachers’ email addresses and phone numbers have always been available to every student who may need to be…

No, it’s where the foster child hallucinates angry protractors attacking Danny Glover until he guilt adopts him. Not acute film.

Finally somebody put some effort into a Chevy interior.

But tell the food to close its eyes first...

British spicy.

If you don’t like olives, try a little aquavit and MSG. Same savory/umami vibes without the olive taste.

and no, the nearly-blackened cheese around the edge does not taste burnt.