Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”

Go back to reddit, you lonely douchefuck.

Give a child a big supersoaker and tall chef’s hat and assign her to guard the perimeter.

Good piece. I’ve found most reviewers coming from “the city” tend not to know much about food beyond a few trends and smattering of buzzwords. For these “writers” the piece is about them and their ego, not the food.

Awww, you think he’s your friend! That is one big, embarrassing para-social relationship you have there....

Found the incel defender. 

Sweet, I look forward to Netflix cancelling it next week as apparently 3 seasons is their limit. 

Go fuck yourself incel.

Vegas reached out to their fans and apologized for their PK. They also said it would not be playing in the next round.

“I’m not your short order cook, kid. Next meal is breakfast.”

That’s how we approach it when our picky-eater nephew comes over for a meal. Partly because we are not a restaurant, and kids don’t get to dictate what comes out of the kitchen, and partly because he needs to be taught that when you’re a guest in someone’s house, you eat what they give you without complaining.

“‘Keep your hands off your sisters and their friends, and you can have one’ eggs” was a bit too long winded…

“WE’LL ALL LIVE TO BE 200!!!!!” people are just looking at a line on a graph of life expectancy from before our current era of sewers, aqueducts, water treatment, vaccines, hospital birth, and antibiotics to the present. They see that it goes from “mid 30s” to “late 70s,” and just extend that upward trajectory forever.

Sure it’s all fun and games now, but it won’t be so fun next time when he calls again to get grandma an ambulance and they show up with some nuggets. That’s what happens when you’re the boy who cried McWolf.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

The only thing that I found surpising is that he actually has a chin.

Middle school aged kids are the absolute worst conceivable beings. They’re just bundles of absurd hormones desperately seeking validation from their idiot peers and they inevitably making the dumbest fucking decisions possible. Source- I was a shitty middle schooler.

NO! You will be embroiled in controversy and your senses battered and fried by the constant barrage of henpecking to your moral compass provided by right-wing extremists and liberals calling fowl. 

That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

Silly Rabbi, Kix are for Trids.