I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

Only the Lions could lose on a play where the other team lies down.

Yeah, the media seems completely butt hurt about the way they feel they were somehow cheated at CES. Elon can do no wrong, according to Gawker Media (or whatever they’re called now), but Faraday Future is just a bunch of clowns that once created a concept car for a trade show. As if that’s never been done before.…

The Model Eh?

It doesn’t look anything like an Aveo save for the fact it’s a 5 door hatch.

“I have a Chevy Bolt” is not as good a pick up line as “I have a deposit on a Tesla.”

The Model 3 will be the next iPhone. I know a ton of people who reserved one because it’s the trendy thing to do.

Best sequence of the day:

Italian living in Italy. Seven.

Investigation reports it was not a Tesla Model S, but instead China’s similar Coq Bhang Slappy Fish.

Que the “but Tesla does it better because....” people in 1.....2.....3....

Hey, Pittsburgh people: if any of you steal one of these Ubers, email us and tell us what it’s like at tips@jalopnik.com.

Why did he hit it? It was in plane sight.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

Did someone say swastika?

Not shown: wheels

While I agree with what you’re saying, 120 years of instruction and “driving is a privilege” haven’t quite met the bar.

Guy seems like a Wierdo or a total dumbass.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

He wants a bunch of stuff that comes standard with a bunch of stuff he doesn’t want. Sounds like this guy would be happier just building his own car from the ground up.