People get killed for driving without insurance in Canada? Man, you guys are hard core.

Hey Patrick, if you’re ever hard-pressed to find enough stories, you should just do this:

What? Dude! You need to announce these things in advance. I’ve been travelling from Sweden to Detroit for the world congress every year since I started working in the automotive industry. Every year it’s been mind-numbingly boring, and this is the first year that I gave it a pass.

All kidding aside, you seem to have serious issues with people who don’t work out on a regular basis.

I’m just wondering what’s valid and who gets to judge.

Are you OK? You seem really upset that some people don’t or won’t workout. I’m concerned for you. I think you might need some therapy around boundaries — self vs. other people. Or maybe it’s OCD? Or do you have some kind of fear of people who are not physically fit? Maybe a phobia?

She also probably has a cousin who makes $8000 a week working at home

Oh, shut up.

After the Karma, it’s really difficult to consider anything else a true mustache:

Nah, your mind just happens to be in the crack gutter.

In a rush to get to market, they won’t be ready for launch. Tesla will make them available as downloadable content for the appropriate season.

a) What a dillweed, shitlord, fuck-knuckle, et al.

“is it broke?”

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

OH OH, JIMMY SAVE US WITH YOUR WISE WORDS!! OH JIMMYZ YOU’RE SO SMART, AND YOUR HINDSIGHT ON EVEY POST IS SO CLEAR. SAVE US WITH YOUR WISE, WISE WAYS, YOUR MORAL SUPERIORITY AFTER THE FACT, ON EVERY SINGLE POST ADDS SO MUCH TO THE DISCUSSION. OH LAWD THE SAFETY SQUAD IS BACK! SAVE US JIMMY SAVE US!.

Whoa. Hey chugg AND JimZ!

Well, except the gatherings of Avalon owners every Sunday at 10 AM at Old Country Buffets all over Florida.

Durrr, Harleys. Durrr, olds. Durrr slow. Durrrrr, no brakes. Durrrr, loud. Durrr, old. Durrrr... Went totes balls-out here, eh Raph ? Weak. Way.