People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

Yep. Those are all great. It's that last little bit that crosses the line.

It's not as much the consumer as the aggressive CAFE standards that manufacturers have to meet.

Yeesh, it's like a clown runs that place.

When I read Whitlock's anti-rap diatribes then see him use rap greats for comparison, it feels like he's struggling to balance his identity as a black man and as a journalist. I feel him fighting to carry the weight of racism that this country's history has put on him. The duality of black consciousness constantly…

I predict that lots of recalls are the 'new normal'.

I've always been partial to the monthly "exposed fastener and leather bonnet-ties faire" articles by Lord Penny-Farthingsbuckwinterstileshire, the fourth Earl of Braintree-upon-Swatsworth.

That's not true. I always broke their stuff on the first try.

Oh yeah, Samer?! Well then.......

We have Chinese food here in Ohio, thank you very much. We even have that there telly-vision now.

I've eaten Chinese food everywhere I've traveled, and Chicago's Chinatown had some killer food. Why do people on the east coast think theirs is the only way things are good? I enjoy all the different regional styles because I'm open minded and I like to see the local influences.

Newsflash: bad Chinese fast food is not a Midwest thing. When I lived in Minneapolis we had Panda Express and dim sum complete with chicken feet. When I lived in New York we had Panda Express and dim sum with chicken feet. It's cool though. Keep dismissing an entire region of the country as beneath you. More chicken…

"You want bones? Here are your fucking bones!"

only if the bear was wearing a fez, and putin ( shirtless obviously ) was standing proudly on top, vodka in hand, all while the tank was plowing through the harsh snow.

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

You mean like Tamir Rice? Threatening the police with deadly force? Take your Klan bullshit and shove it up your ass.

Why would you want to spend this much money on a new Shelby when you can get 500 plus horsepower used Mercedes for $3000?

If Ed McMahon showed up at my door, period, I'd run like hell. Ed's been dead for several years.

What the hell is this shift knob? It looks like a gnawed-on piece of cork.