This is going to blow up in Caddy's face and do some serious damage to the brand.

Oh look, a birdie!

Turbo diesel Wrangler? Turbo diesel Wrangler.

Absolutely.

"Wait, was it tracked? You're going to need to take $300,000 off for that."

Good fact checking, Raphael. Have you considered working for Rolling Stone?

No, I mean Rod

"It was in a barn? Yeah, I'm going to need 5 million off for that."

Doubt that, just have someone in the truck. Its brakes should work fine, just have gradual application of the brakes on the truck and I guarantee the jeep won't make a big difference to it.

Seems legit.

My guess is high humidity translated from tough shit in Japanese to legalese.

It's an interesting time at Ford right now with regard to their trucks. They hyped their aluminum body as a huge boon for fuel economy, but their numbers weren't earth-shattering, just good.

Literally ALL I remember about my high school best friend's brother's TranSport was that seemingly infinite dashboard top... God help you if you dropped a pencil on there, because after it finally stopped rolling days later when it reached the windshield, it was beyond any recovery effort.

Most parents know when their kids are assholes they are just in varying levels of denial.

"And for my next impression, Jesse Owens!" Sheriff Bart

Toilet seat.

I have a Prius as a company car, and I've spend a fair amount of time on electric forklifts. You, sir, have unfairly maligned the forklift here.

I believe that the premise of the Prius is to externally give off some sort of air of "I'm better than you cause I drive this and I clearly don't put extra whip on my latte because that's bad for my health and I only use soy milk and you're an asshole for not doing what I do".