What should it be called instead? Avoiding names of actual explosives would be a start.

Right? Why would you not want a car that is going to perform well on either type of track? I'd rather have the whole package, please.

Exactly...

Note: this joke is funnier if you pretend Brett Favre is from Austin. So do that.

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

im just imagining a shopping cart filled with 40+ gallons worth of veggie oil..

Special Edition: O-ICU8.12

This is why picture messaging is disabled on my kids' cell phones. As I said to one of them: "you can send dick pictures when you're paying for your own cell phone and not a moment before."

No one expected GM to pull off that Corvette like they did. The damn looks like it's goin fast just sitting there. It's gorgeous and angry at the same time. Oh and it can scoot too!

This is the number of kidneys he is going to be donating shortly

Behold the squid, in its normal environment.

Get your ass to Mars!

this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read

GIT IN MAH BELLAH

that's because those people think Jesus lived with the dinosaurs and the earth is 4134 years old, pay them no mind.

Certainly wouldn't be a problem. LHD cars are completely legal here.

No joke it's not even about the "prank"'. Or the content of the movie. it's about trust and deceit.

This was super low-life. I'm in a 22 year relationship (rough patch but working on it). I'd be PISSED, but I'd be even more sad.

Love ya, Shrayber. But to me this is almost unforgivable. :(

I honestly would applaud your boyfriend if he left you. You seem like a horrible, shitty human being.

...and therefore it must happen.