The most practical answer is not an explanation at all but the recommendation of a Dutch kitchen tool called a “flessenlikker,” designed to scrape food from the bottom of jars.

If these are the best years of my life, I want out.

and here I thought it was Toys “Я” Us kids who didn’t wanna grow up.

fwiw 2 heaping cups should be close enough to 1 lb. for most recipes. 

hasn’t happened yet, but I supposed I’d go somewhere else. or pickup.  

just to be able to take my time in the store (instead of the grab&go I do now) so I can buy the ingredients to make something good at home for myself. Last thing I want to do anymore is be around other people.

unfortunately, if the beer flows too freely the adults become a bigger nuisance than the kids.

Pasqually originates from Naples, Italy. Shortly after birth, his parents, Priscilla and Pietro, immigrated to America, where they opened “Pasqually’s Pizza”, which they named after him.

The way I would put it is nothing about it stood out as “bad.” it just, I don’t know, was.

ugh. why am I not surprised.

It isn’t.  it’s your typical chain pizza quality now.  at least it was several years ago the last time I was dragged to a younger relative’s birthday party. 

I refuse to use any of these apps on principle alone. I’ve only done carryout a few times but I’ll go directly to the restaurant’s website (if they don’t have one they usually have a public FB page) and either order online from them directly or get their phone # from there.

honestly I think he does these short ones for the lulz as much as anything.

I’m guessing it takes him a very long time to get his hair into that “messy in exactly the right way” look.

that’s humans for you.  so good at recognizing patterns that we think we see things that aren’t there. 

IIRC it’s because commercially produced ones have a lot more air whipped into them (called “overrun”) than most home machines can accomplish, and most have some degree of gums or other additives to keep them softer.

now I want a nacho pump just so I can say I have a nacho pump.  almost has a Guy Fieri ring to it. 

Man, you’re butt-hurt about something.

sshhh! you’ll ruin his idea that food in America is uniquely awful!