as dumb as I think “reaction” videos on YT are, they’re just being weebs and copying what Japanese TV shows have been doing for a long time (“waipu.”)

You’re right, but I think what you may be overlooking is the fact that Americans really can’t be trusted to make reasonable decisions anymore.

but but but I might eat something that isn’t perfectly balanced according to some Internet Person!

I love pizza, but I’m not going to pretend it’s healthy.

Because technically bell peppers, eggplant, olives, and tomatoes are all fruits.

While the calorie contents and macronutrient ratios are useful to know, I really hate the “scaremongering” way they’re thrown around. “OMG THAT PIZZABURGER HAS 30 GRAMS OF FAT I CAN FEEL EVERYONE’S ARTERIES CLOGGING FROM HERE!”

yeah, because they couldn’t POSSIBLY have had more than one motivation.  Nope, in your black and white world there’s only one option. 

why?  The Simpsons got stale well over a decade ago.  This is Yet Another “Lisa Meets Someone New and the Show Becomes One Big Lecture” (YALMSNatSBOBL) episode like so many previous. 

Have they resigned themselves to going natural like Kylie?

I’ve completely binged The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel on Amazon.  It was totally not what I was expecting. 

my perspective is probably horribly skewed since I didn’t go to one single school dance ever. 

if I had gone to prom, I’d have hoped I could have done better than Olive Garden.  

paleo coffee

most of my coffee drinking has been at work, so now that I’m stuck at home I’ve been making do with a funnel, filters, and a small saucepan to boil the water.  

dammit, now I want a brownie.

drink the soup out of the saucepan. 

saucepan and knife.  one can survive without the rest. 

if you can make sausage gravy, why can’t you make bacon gravy too?