they’re pareve but not necessarily kosher for Passover.  

it’s not my best work.  besides, it’s a plastic model. 

I’ll get it out of the way:

we can use any calm, factual voice we can get. 

I do indeed.  there’s even a new Indian mega-market about a half hour away. 

This is easy for me to find (Meijer carries it.) Never bought any yet, so this might be reason to try it.

plucked from the nooks and crannies that exist between things like commercial jingles from the 1980s and the important dates I was forced to memorize in high school history class.

what’s he mean by “forehead?”

not much. 

oh my god that is exactly what I was hoping it would be when I read the headline. 

if your supermarket has a “mediterranean” section you might find it there. I have a jar of this.

as a kid, I was always wary of bowls of jelly beans or gumdrops at older relatives’ houses. you’d want to check the colors carefully lest you be unpleasantly surprised by... “spiced” flavors.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

yeah, a movie starring a teenager and a 26 year old teenager?  no thanks. 

Now you’re ready to build a fire! Try to banish that really dire Jack London story you had to read in junior high from your mind.

that’s a neat idea. plus, if it stops just one person from wasting money on some “cinnamon roll slicer” uni-tasker...

eh, when you’ve got onions, lettuce, and that sauce, there’s enough goin’ on where I don’t think another slice of cheese is necessary. 

yeah, a Mac Jr. would be more than enough for me.  I had a hankering for one a while back, but that was unfortunately after they dropped it.  I’ve never really cared for the three piece bun of the Big Mac; never have I been eating a burger and thought “this could really use more bread.”

Even Satriale’s Pork Store ran an actual storefront. 

chocolate cheesecake.