not a troll.  A narcissistic psychopath. 

Still.

it also kind of smacks of “company scrip.” Not too far removed from when Wal-Mart tried to pay its employees (in Mexico IIRC) with Wal-Mart gift cards.

look at half of the comments here.  Wow.  

it also makes sense if you consider yourself something other than a way to make Jeff Bezos even wealthier.  

I’m sorry, but I’d rather have it in cash. I can spend that anywhere, including on Amazon.

but the problem is you’ve locked yourself into spending that money on Amazon. Maybe you’re one of those people who orders thousands of dollars of shit every month, but I’d rather just have the cash. ‘cos that I can spend on Amazon, or literally everywhere else too. 

occasionally I’ll peel and eat one like it’s a tangerine.

in America, the chemical-free Whopper is only available in select markets.

to which food blogger are you referring?

He declined. So the trick to melting gummy bears remains a mystery.

it’s definitely no Park Barrington.

there’s a natural “filter” to being a rock star, though. If you don’t have the talent, you learn to drop that shit pretty quickly.  The river of steaming shit produced by your average idiot YouTuber has almost no barrier to entry.

I remember thinking that he must have ordered everything on the menu at least twice, and that it was way more than his party of about 20 men could eat.

you can pack the milk on top of the bread, right?

Biscoffs?  wow, such luxury.  I don’t think I’ve been served anything on any recent domestic flight other than a thimble-ful of pop. 

and anyone using it should be beaten with reeds.

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