haggis has never been a “turn-off” for me; being of (part) Polish descent I’ve eaten salceson (head cheese) with pieces of tongue big enough to lick you back and snouts where the nostrils were still visible.  

4) do not taunt phyllo dough

Being single at 40 is like having a ton of money from a country which doesn’t exist anymore. Like having 100 million Prussian Francs.

It’s not food  either.

I didn’t think anyone could be that clueless.  Barbed wire decoration?

If the voice in your head was the real Gwyneth, she’d probably be going on about all sorts of weird things to do with salmon that don’t involve eating it. 

background level noise is fine. but there’s a limit. I’ve brought it up more than once before; I went to a Blaze Pizza with a few co-workers and will never go back. They had zero acoustic treatment in that place and- on a Tuesday lunch full of corporate types- we had to shout to hear each other. My ears were literally…

Planters announced the death of the 104-year old icon at 10 a.m. on Wednesday morning with a cryptic message on Twitter, giving zero explanation as to who these “friends” were or what sort of nefarious business they got Mr. Peanut all mixed up in.

the Post didn’t work “bozo” into the headline?

the only thing mine have ever “tasted” was the result of me not washing my hands thoroughly enough after slicing jalapenos and habaneros.

don’t knock it ‘til you try it. they’re not runny in the middle, they’re still firm but haven’t taken on an opaque look.

it probably helps a great deal that they carefully manage where franchisees are allowed to open to avoid over-saturating an area; as opposed to Subway, which would probably allow you to open a Subway inside someone else’s Subway.

broken glass jello like the lede picture is fine.  aspic is, uh... well, there’s a reason aspics are a big part of the Gallery of Regrettable Food.

Batman would.  how else to get that gravelly voice?

yeah, the only way the dog wouldn’t have found this person is if he/she was physically not in the building at the time.

huh, I’d thought Michigan was at or among the top; we’re $2 tax per pack.

But apparently there are people who swing way bigger than I do while online shopping and bought Super Bowl LIV tickets only to find their teams didn’t make it.

To be fair:

I know.