My question is... when did kids get so soft?

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life. 

Yes, but did McCollum respond by indicating that Durant was a “Cheese Butt”?

Look at the first letters of every paragraph.

In college, I was one of the people in charge of booking comedy acts for the school. One of the perks of that job was that I got to pick all the comedians up from the airport. The regular comedians were beyond cool and often bought us pizza or beer after the shows. Jim Norton, when I picked him up from the airport,…