I’ve got news for you, we always WERE soft, adults were dickheads to us.

ya but whats yer point big bubba 

ITS OK

COOL BRAG

i dunno. wanna hang?

no but it must be for you

i couldn’t find a dingus gif that i liked

im mr. butt

yes i am, since you are, in fact, a dingus. you are a dingus

implying that someone is willfully missing the point of a blog article (that I, personally, felt made far points) is a far cry from assessing your entire being. dingus. 

didn’t say shit about you as a person dingus 

or, you know WE fucked up when every single comment points to a repeat of 2016 in 2020. But go ahead and lock in that cruise control and don’t forget to spiff up them blinders, too.

Also, this kind of “wait, she did a good thing the other day so let’s not talk about the bad stuff” thinking is what has gotten us into so many messes in the first place. Not just Heitkamp. So many politicians, especially of the Democrat ilk. Laud them for the good things, but continue holding them accountable. Why is…

The ranch on pizza thing is puzzling just because it makes sense for NYC / the NY Metro area...but as a person raised in CNY, ranch on pizza is almost standard and no one blinks when you ask for it. Do I love it? Not really, but probably most of my graduating high school class does! Anyway, this is a dumb map

i sold my tickets for the Syracuse-UCONN big east quarterfinal game that went into six overtimes because the rest of the tourney games were trash and i was tired of it. i think i sold ‘em for under face value, too. 

are they eating something

ideal scenery for psychedelic experiences, ranked?

Please forgive me for not seeing it at first.

what was the joke

In college, I was one of the people in charge of booking comedy acts for the school. One of the perks of that job was that I got to pick all the comedians up from the airport. The regular comedians were beyond cool and often bought us pizza or beer after the shows. Jim Norton, when I picked him up from the airport,…