It's clearly the government spying on us #wakeupsheeple
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Guess I'm going to be eating Popeyes and Church's from now on.
A good rule of thumb for any team PR department is you don’t want your fans comparing you to North Korea.
*meat sweats intensify*
That bird was just strutting around the field on nothing but a wing and a prayer.
It would have been perfect #brandsynergy to have a bowl of Skyline chili on the dash, because as we all know Skyline is made of roadkill.
Schrodinger's catch rule couldn't be any less complicated than what the league has now.
I would watch the Existential Football League, but what would be the point? We are all just tiny specks of dust in this vast cosmos.
Merely un-terrible is the working title for my biography.
What about a Tim Tebow dick pic? It would make Skip Bayless spontaneously combust.
Only the best, most luxurious words.
Yeah, either that or just drop the SAD! from the end. Adding SAD! always ties it to Trump and you can't think about Trump without some good old incest and NAMBLA.
They were just wrestling. I wrestle all the time like that with my uncle. Shows how little this so called "reporter" knows about sports. The BBC is such a joke! SAD!
They were reading the Kama Sutra.
*Fedora tipping intensifies*
Indeed, those are words to live by.
Gotta find the most contrite meme on all of the internet.
Rock on Deadspin, rock on.
Yeah driving is far more dangerous than flying. It always amazes me how scared people are of flying yet laissez-faire about flying down the road at 60mph in a 2 ton death mobile while reading a text.