And sometimes the truth costs you $5 in an alley behind an Arby's

So based on everything in this article he is just a regular, run of the mill, Republican?

Now that's a hard truth.

FUUUUUUCK English muffins. They suck and George Washington didn't kill all those Brits just so they could re-colonize us with their garbage "muffins".

Oh I love choose your own adventure stories! *turns to page 48* "you were hit by a car driven by Harambe!"...well damn.

I didn't know the KHL was in Canton, OH.

That is savage and I approve.

Nice

They should have hired Jim Tomsula. I heard he was looking for some odd jobs out by the local Home Depot.

Well everything is sorted out now, nothing to see here, move along.

All your beach are belong to bear.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

That whole gif is just peak Florida.

And even if you did care about the NBA nobody could blame you for forgetting the Trail Blazers. They are very forgettable.

Portland also has the Trail Blazers in the NBA.

You have done me a great service. Thank you wise internet stranger.

STICK TO SPROTS!!!!!1!!!1

Isn't that a Tom the Dancing Bug comic knock off of Family Circus?

It's been nice to have Jim Tomsula back after all that ivory tower "I have a job and live in a house" stuff while he was a head coach.

This brings up the age old question of "If a take is spewed on FS1 and nobody is tuned in to hear it, is it actually hot?"