Tbilisi or Atlanta?

Good god man! The truth was right there the whole time!

His mouth also says douche.

Ol' raw hamburger Roger up to no good.

Yes, but only if it's a tuxedo tee.

I guessed Springsteen. But, then I listened to the video and it really couldn't have been anything else.

-Wayne Gretzkey -Michael Scott

I totally understand finances, which is why I have my money invested in a diverse portfolio of the powerball, scratch off tickets, slot machines, and horse racing.

It's because of Pokémon Go!

You know he's going out to buy a pair of those sweet Steph Curry shoes as soon as they go on sale.

I know what you mean. I’m a Cardinals fan and Cardinals fans are insufferable. It’s especially bad with Deadspin constantly rubbing it in my face how terrible Cardinals fans are.

Everyone is so disrupted by the disruption of these disrupters. Truly revolutionary.

“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.”-Eleanor Roosevelt

So THAT'S how you put cream cheese on a bagel!!!!

I feel like there could be a whole article just written about that queso story.

The people demand to know!

That kid should of pulled a Draymond Green on him.

Las Vegas Ohmygod ohmygod is she dead? How much blow did we do? Check her pulse then. Should we call 911? I'm sofuckinghigh. Alright get in the car let's drop her at the ER doors.

I feel like the judge would just say "nice" and everyone would high-five case adjourned. Then it would fade to the words: Executive Producer Dick Wolf.

And the loyal fan base of "jizzheads" grows everyday.