What on Earth makes you think they are insured for this event?

Frankly, “Settings” is the first place I go to on a new phone...

Where have I seen this neck before....?

You definitely need those wippettes.... expedited shipping please.

What a stupid whore.

Mouth not open.

I’ve watched that episode at least 6 times... still in stitches every time.

If he can come close to matching the performance of Brian Blessed on HIGNFY, we will all be blessed.

Yeah USS Dubya is so much better

What about fat, German Stig?

0.3

I have not, nor will I ever watch one of these stupid movies.

Unless you’re stupid, and then it’s just karma.

So you're saying that if you make $60k in Detroit, you're Upper Class? This explains so much...

Castle assault level 1up! Next up is using your shield to deflect boiling oil.

That has serious curb appeal.

I can't listen to the audio at work... can I assume that there is Russia folk music on the radio?

It's tragic he didn't rip his spare tire off the rear door.

You can't be a CPO without government issued credentials, and lengthy police training. How is that private?

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Police are not privately trained, nor are they military.