Not even close. Chris Evans isn't funny.

Retard_You_Are

Being a troll on a moderately populated blog site will get you nowhere. Learn what being "in character" means.

It didn't really rise to the level of a fight, so fracas is appropriate. Hullabaloo also works.

BBC America just became as useless as a chocolate teapot.

Kinda looks like a Mustang. An evil Mustang.

and fewer minarets.

Yeah, Kansas looks JUST LIKE Dubai.

Impeding traffic? What was behind him, the Mayor's Veyron?

Congratulations on your great achievement. You should build yourself a monument to your incredible timing and re-use of the oldest, weakest and most frequently used blog comment ever.

if you don't want to get fucked in the ass by law enforcement, then you shouldn't break the law.

That was so awesome.

Yeah, that happens when the title and entire content of a story isn't hyperbolic poison-pen character assassination.