Yeah, but how was JD and the Straight Shot?

You poor motherfucker. I think the only option for you and the rest of the Knicks fans is to convert to Brooklyn until they sell.

Dammit, that’s the joke/quote I was trying to remember for the “Ninja moves to Mixer” article!

Then again, if I had Lars’ money, I’d probably never take the stage again.

Douche Silver?

But maybe she’s sending her staff on foot door to door in the rural Midwest where it’s 1 house per mile, so who knows.

Labanowski [TBC’s government relations executive]

It’s like the penny tray at 7-11.

At least give Jauron credit for making medical history:  he was the first man to coach an entire NFL game while in a coma.

Hotline Buffalo

You need Satan more than he needs you

What’s the word for pedantic but in a good way?

His pouty, snowflake, bro baby cult helped 45 get elected.

But why didn’t you respond to this?????

You’re absolutely right - the application of justice should depend on whether the defendant has said things we do or don’t agree with.

Admit it: this whole Lavar Ball thing was a pretext. You actually work for the Basque Chamber of Commerce.

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever

It shouldn’t really matter, but it’s worth noting that the TB catcher does a much better (i.e. subtler) job framing the pitch Boone strikes out on.

I’m impressed - I’ve never been so excited that I hit the ceiling.