Hahaha, the entirety of Deadspin’s AD/Pelicans/Lakers trade coverage was such a trainwreck.

That’s what I was wondering.  Are they taking the CTA from Round Lake?

I enjoy women’s soccer, I feel like the ball control and organizational style (instead of the long outlets, and more spread feel of the men’s game)

Yes, but then you would have to watch a local college woman’s soccer game.

That was my favorite Bob’s Burgers episode.

Khachiyan appears to have also done some rookie journalism around 2012

Sturridge claimed he couldn’t board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out!

That’s pretty much what happened:

Sam Rockwell is a well-known Everton supporter.

“I’d trade it all, for a little more...”

that was two average shooting nights away from leading that franchise past the Warriors in the postseason.

Can you show me on this doll where the internet hurt you?

I’m not sure what the state of the American educational system has to do with anything.

You can be a scientist without having an advanced degree.  Like Batman, for example.

This is similar to the whole Insane Clown Posse “How do magnets work?” situation, where I guarantee 99% of the idiots making fun of them wouldn’t be able to come up with an intelligent answer to the question themselves.

Wow. That’s a terrible move.

I think that was Gwyneth being clever.

“This is Chris Martin, a musician and your former hu-”

For some reason that made me think about Of Mice and Men...

Wow, the Chinese trolls have gotten slightly more sophisticated since the last time I saw one.