I really don’t understand how the Rays owner is a “bad guy” for operating a business in his own self-interest, as long as he isn’t violating MLB rules or the collective bargaining agreement between MLB and the MLBPA. If you offered a price enough above the perceived market value for the Rays, I’m sure they would…

The Black Lodge was the friends they made along the way.

Now I’d like a video breaking down how there are still people in the world who have never heard of or seen this done before.

I am sorry, what was impressive about this? As has been pointed out rotating room with attached camera is at least 70 years old. 

That microtransaction you like is going to come back in style.

Do I wait 15 minutes for my Damn Fine Coffee energy to recharge or pay $2.99 to get 15000 Log Bucks to convert to Cherry Pie boost mode?

I’m going to hold off on my judgment of this casting until I hear him either tell a cyborg that he’s a bad mother****er or recite Albert’s “peace” speech from “Twin Peaks.”

What did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check, Trash?

Frewer back as Trashcan Man or GTFO

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

James Marsden, Whoopi Goldberg, and Amber Heard are all playing key roles that don’t really suit them,

But that’s funny.  Do you hate Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David’s fight in “They Live”?

Samantha and Katherine are both just gunning for the position of “Worst Splinter Writer” now that Libby has left. Which is interesting because at the same time HamNo seems to be trying to get away from the title which was forced upon him by her departure with some actually decent writing.

Guys, can you BELIEVE that this politician likes [POPULAR THING]? What a fucking putz, amirite?!?

Who fucking cares what other people like. Jesus. 

The thing about Pete, My Kinja, is that...the thing is *burp* My Kinja—are you even *urp* listening, My Kinja? This’ll...this’ll blow your mind, My Kinja.

The thing is, My Kinja, Kronenburgs.  Fuckin’ Kronenburgs.  That’s Mayor Pete.  Kronenburgin’ it up, My Kinja.  That’s why we have to go on an adventure, My Kinja,…

Family Guy’s nice to turn on when going to bed. It’s inessential, and if I fall asleep in the middle of the episode, I don’t really care. Usually the fiancee and I just turn on Adult Swim when we go to sleep, so it’s some form of American Dad, Family Guy or Rick and Morty we’re falling asleep to (unless it’s a late…

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

Speaking of Scorsese, ‘Gangs of New York’ was a horrifically terrible mess of a movie.