two counts of using a carriage service to threaten serious harm

More like EmilyThrice!

I can’t tell if that’s a slice of ham, or that dog’s tongue...

You know the manager isn’t the same thing as the owner, right?

“The incident escalated when Mr. Hussle served Mr. Holder tea that was 2 degrees below the appropriate temperature.”

No, Sam Rockwell is definitely a bigger name than Michelle Williams. Not even close.

who became well-known while an associate pastor at Houston’s mega Lakewood Church, caught heat for buying his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini.

How to get Natalie Dormer go on a 59 hour date with you

Reginald VelJohnson already mentioned the Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts marathon a couple posts up. 

Not counting commercials, that will be almost 25 hours of movies!

Fighting defensively/evasively in boxing is not against the rules, although it could potentially affect how the judges score the fight for you.

To us, it was Tuesday.

“Disowned” is likely an exaggeration of course.

As a white male, recognitions has a right to be offended on your behalf.

LEARNING THE PIANO?!?!?!

Dude, don’t feed the Chinese troll.

But Trump, who reportedly refers to Collins and Murkowski as simply “the women,”

“a musical romantic comedy about navigating the world with mental illness while juggling all the things that people and society tell you are supposed to happen if you want to be happy.” ... ends this week.

there are only so many dispriting twists in the story of a mid-range celebrity’s possibly faked hate crime saga

I like/respect that he shows up to play Mueller just for the WTF value. He’s actually really funny in the right role, but live TV clearly does not play to his strengths.