Staring:

I just learned about La Chancla this year.

I misread the headline and thought the customer had asked someone to spit in his burger. Like some kind of kink thing.

Completely irresponsible. Everyone knows whoopins are for curing back-talk and “thinking I won’t”. Side-effects do include fear of sandals, though

Finally, a car that has the proper filler for blinker fluid!

Miss your Aztek?!? I think this is the van you’re looking for

What’s a Ute?

“Be not, a dick.”

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

He wouldn’t lead us into nuclear war, though. I can fight against The Handmaid’s Tale but there’s no un-pushing the red button.

The correct price is right there on the license plate.

Sure the guy’s a heel, but this is corny. Toe the line and stop trying to nail DJT. He’s not some arch villain.

I feel like, if she WERE a cheese, it would have to be some sort of aged pecorino or something. Like maybe one of those ones that they keep in a cave for 100 years?

And your fiancé got you back with “fiances”

;)

There is just no way I’m going to be made to feel any kind of bad for the Grand Wizard of the Ku Keebler Klan.

I love you.

Aww man...I thought she died. Maybe next time.

I think you’re underestimating the difficulty in making a modern automobile. You work for Tesla by chance?

$14,000 of my money? CP