I’m not sure how many times I have to restate this for people to understand, but all BMWs come with turn signals, and their owners use them at all appropriate times. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t perceive.

She’s a goddamn hero, is what she is.

I mean your commenting avatar isn’t helping your penis size, dawg

Engineers notes: test vehicle performed as expected.

Thanks, that’s a nice thing to say. I was just so fucking over it at that point. I was never one of those idealistic journalists who thought that our work “spoke truth to power” or saved lives or all that shit. I did the job because I liked people and I liked telling their stories. I did it because I was interested in…

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

Not unlike how Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person should look like.

Fuck this guy. I am a two-time loser (which is nothing to be proud of), and while the hardest thing I have ever done, bar none, is give up alcohol forever, I did it and have been sober for more than seven years.

In hindsight, yes. But that’s not what you see in a rear view mirror.

So long as we don’t hear any comments about bonin’ Grandma to get a car.

My understanding is that lawyers aren’t just allowed to drop clients willy nilly. There have to be valid reasons. Typically those reasons are

The teachings of Christ include forgiveness. Maybe if someone showed an example of Christ’s teachings to the racist that bashed another man’s head in, this wouldn’t have happened. Don’t attack the victim’s mother for choosing to live her life the way she believes she needs to live it. She’s not hurting anyone, and in…

Your statement demonstrates a clear misunderstanding of the use and construct of “safe spaces” and then goes on to give the very reason why they exist (hint: to give people space to process their experiences with trained and/or like-minded and/or like-experienced individuals who can facilitate that processing).

The best part of MH is that each weapon has a depth and tactics that require mastery. A lesser game would have added 2 or 3 of them and called it a day, or made minor knockoffs. MH has 14 of them, none of them share movesets, and each one has dozens of versions with different stats.

I might be the only one, but when I was little, I always thought the car’s name was “Mister 2"

An X1/9 would probably require a spare MR2

ugh. spell-check-ception. Foiled while calling someone else out. Ain’t that a nitch?

They don’t always want to be stealthy. They usually drive around with their horns blaring WAH-HOO-WAH