I wonder if Bud will come out with a special run of beer that contains Peyton’s hgh-infused piss instead of the Clydesdale piss they usually use? Peyton’s dick has got to be easier to fit into the bottle.

Budweiser works well to wash down the shit-taste. Welp, at least now he can have the HGH shipped directly to himself... IT’S MY WIFE’S AND I DON’T HAVE TO ANSWER SHIT BECAUSE HIPA.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

It’s almost as if he was upset he just lost the biggest game of his life. Crazy.

I turned on the local am sports radio show this morning and it was just a series of highly sexual moans and grunts interspersed with words like “Cam” and “he just didn’t want it” and “everything on the table” and “gave up on his team.” When the radio host said what I think was “not a true leader” he screamed in…

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

And their shittiness was rewarded with that halftime show.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Is Courtney a REALLY name that can be reasonably applied to both genders? And this is coming from a dude named Casey.

“Who goes and applies for a job and then steals a car in the parking lot?” asked Roman Roberson with the Kilgore Police Department.

Remember that year the Super Bowl was played on a Monday morning?

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Woah, you can see why the doctors thought JPP would be limited to playing club football.

General question: when is the ‘right’ time to cut ties with Johnny Manziel?

Is it me, or does everyone on board look WAY too calm for a hole in the side of their fucking airplane?

I really hope that turns out to be the case. Not the terrorism obviously, but a well deserved face-plant would sure soften the story.

So the unconfirmed terrorist was sucked out his own hole, on fire, and was the only one that died? It’s kinda sick, but I find that funny. Hahah. Man that guy must’ve sucked at life

The calmness on that plane is incredible.