Welcome to Kinja

I would hate the name “London xxxx”: it’s not a good starting point in a name.

NCAA 2005 was/is my favourite game of all time. Madden just isn’t the same

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

As someone who lives in England, I just want to say: Fuck England

His next child will be called “Fig”

Are you sure I’m not reading The Onion?

In England, there are no synonyms for “cunt”. We all say it...

Dude was so close he could see up Johnson’s nostrils

Getting pulled down a set of stairs is more enjoyable than watching the Texans

+1 rambling

Not sure I can live without this man at the manager position.

Male-Pattern Baldness

It’d better not come ashore, otherwise Goodell will suspend it for a couple weeks

BALCO

+1 Shahpwa

“He could walk that off”... - Kevin Ware

I wish every Pats fan was like you. You are a diamond in the rough

When the question “have any non-football fans heard about this?” I was genuinely lost. I forgot that the Rodge isn’t the arbiter of our everyday lives

At the end of the day, no matter what the MLS does, it will ALWAYS be considered a joke by the rest of the world. It’s basically a retirement home for European and South American stars.