“ 2011 Nissan Versa,” - I think that’s the point, the brand has really fallen off inthe past 13 years.

“Became lost while using his GPS"? I read that as "tried to cut across illegally after missing his exit"

Kia Stinger (RIP).
Regular BMW 5 series/3 series

CT5-V Blackwing. There’s no more exciting combination than a supercharged V8, manual transmission, and long roof.

If Miata is always the answer, how about a Miata wagon/shooting brake? A new version of the clownshoe maybe?

Bring back the Accord wagon, and make it a hybrid.

Make all CUVs and SUVs boxy again.

The new Jetta. It would be great to see a new version of the Alltrack as well.

The last gen Impala because of this unholy rendering I found online

Pretty much every modern sedan would be improved by making them into a wagon. The last sedan I owned was a 1993 Oldsmobile Delta 88, and that at least had a decent trunk opening. Modern sedans have a very short trunk with a narrow opening that makes getting luggage in and out an inconvenience. The modern Toyota Camry…

I’ll take mine in the Performance trim please:

Every SUV at least.  Back from whence you came, you abominations!

WHO THE HELL VOTED NP? Day drinking? High as a kite before 9am? WT-actual-F is WRONG with you? Can you see all the missing trim and the way it’s been otherwise tended?

An interesting build, but missing in so many details that the ask is absolutely absurd. If the bits and parts are there, they should be installed at that ask. “Track” exhaust equals loud AF. ND.

I like it in principle but only at half that price.

NO!!! HELL NO!!!

Annoying that the seller isn’t presenting the car in its best/most accurate form. Put the wheels on that the buyer will get. If you have the missing trim, install it. If you have new seat inserts, INSTALL them. At this price, it should be absolutely mint. I love E30's, but some sellers are just nuts with their asking…

I wish I spoke multiple other languages so that I could say “No!” in many more ways.

Yes.

Weight?