But is it enough to bribe Clarence Thomas off the bench?

It’s a long way to Mom’s house, but I got a couple beers in me, a full tank of gas, it’s dark out and I’m wearing tinted goggles, but they can’t stop me, I’m on a mission from...

So...if say a tree were to have fallen across the trail instead...who would the drunk speeding lawyer blame then?

You can’t seize Cybertrucks... they are all broken down or rusted. 

The military probably paid more than the to a private contractor to scrape the man’s dried blood off the helicopter.

When they bought the Model S for LAPD, maybe.

It’s what they do everywhere, sometimes to hilarious results. Sure, the big department seizes a Lambo and it’s awesome, but back in the mid 2000s, the Prescott, Wi cops had to settle for an old Cavalier with a giant wing and every item of car bling Kmart sold including the shiny 5-spoke plastic hubcaps. I felt sorry…

Since when? Since they bought this one!

That’s typically what they have done where I live in Texas. Seize it, wrap it in the DARE graphic, and added a decal on the back window about how this was seized from a drug dealer 

Since when does a police department actually pay for a “community engagement” vehicle? Around me they’re all either cars seized from drug dealers or free surplus MRAPs.

How long after you sell something should you be held responsible for it?

Probably has a convenient bill of sale dated before the sinking where it is sold to a John Smith or Juan Vasquez 

I can just barely see the shell of something interesting.  If the chassis and body panels are all free of rust, there’s something to build off of.  All that room in the engine bay is screaming for something bigger.  It would be pretty cool as a restomod with modern running bits and pieces... but then I’d want the…

I don’t know if he does, but he owns one of the Plymouths that was the donor chassis. And frankly, who wouldn’t just want the Plymouth instead anyway? (I don’t mean between these two examples, I mean if you had to restore something.)

I think it is cool, but without most all the original bits, especially in the interior, the truck is of less interest at that price or any price.  I don't think old car enthusiasts eyes would glaze over at hearing the story, much better than my Corvette is one of only 74 produced with the polo white exterior and port…

Does Leno own one of these? Cause he and maybe others like him would be the only market for this. Now - if he does not have one- I could see him (or others of his ilk - car collector completists with money money money) putting up some money to get it cleaned up and into the collection.  Otherwise , ND/CP

It is, first of all, a vehicle cobbled together from junkyard parts. Then all the good stuff has been removed...and availability of those items is very extremely limited. SO if you buy this you are into fabricating your own instrument cluster, trim, R&R of the engine and transmission, upholstery, brakes....well, you…

I know this is a subjective opinion, but shouldn’t an $8000 vehicle be attractive? 

The only person who should take this on has skills far beyond what the vehicle deserves - and I like old. Too much for too much.

No. If you did do ALL the work you’d have what, exactly? I love (0.2 on a scale of 0 - 10) the dash. At least the key is in proper Porsche position. It’s ugly now and will remain the same if you fix it. Clean title - from a wrecked chassis? Must be a Texas thing. At that age, I’m surprised it even can trace one back.