With the amount of time and effort spent here, a person could get halfway to actually buying a real Ferrari by instead operating a backhoe for Sam’s Alright Construction Company and socking away the money.

I’m an old guy but I bet someone in the Villages in Florida would ditch his fake convertible landau Cadillac from New Jersey for this.

Bad boob job of the auto world?  Throw in facelifts, lip enhancements, butt lifts and fake biceps.  I’d have to get a bad toupee and a leisure suit to be seen in this.  

*Sees the location is Fresno*

A Fiero with a 350 and a 5-speed manual? I’m listening.

A nice Fiero GT with a 350 would be around this much -- and to be honest the GTs have aged very nicely and don’t need the kit car treatment.

The panel gaps make a cybertruck look well built. 

Agree that kit cars are a gamble, but this . . . this . . . the tackiness plus a small block in an old Fiero and the scissor doors make this thing irresistible. Take it to EVERY car show in your area and piss off old farts. Take it to cars and coffee and toast 2.3L Mustangs.

Outside of a Cybertruck, you couldn’t find something more embarrassing to drive than a pretend Ferarri.  I guess if you enjoy being laughed at - NP.

There are a whole lot of “it depends” factors that go into this.

So many questions.  What do the right side and rear look like?  Engine compartment and trunk(s)?  ND

the problem is the last 20 years of marketing bullshit has convinced people that they need a huge fuckin SUV to drive anywhere. That cycle needs to be broken before any of this will matter. I know so many single young people who buy/lease a mid-size SUV as their first vehicle when all they really need is a small sedan…

I also noticed these things are already banged up as bad as LLVs from the 1980s

In the couple of trips I made to Massachusetts I didn’t really notice any level of hostility, even for my slow-poke driving style, except for one cab driver who wanted me to hurry along.

Remember back when Tesla tried to say if you wanted to sell a Cybertruck, you HAD to give Tesla rights of first refusal at MSRP? We’ve come a long way, they were originally worried about people flipping these things and now they realize nobody fucking wants ‘em. Of course Tesla doesn’t want it back; they’ve got…

I dunno man, at this point getting the official Tesla attention machine is a pretty tacit endorsement of Musk and his attitudes. He wrapped it in gold. He clearly wants the attention, but he thought it was going to be of the positive ilk. Turns out he was wrong.

Ahhhh yes, buying one of the ugliest and most obnoxious cars, wrapping it in the most obnoxious color possible, then putting a FAT QR code on the back doesn’t make him a huge attention seeker. He’s just upset about the type of attention he’s getting lol suck it up buttercup. Actions and decisions have consequences.…

There is always the possibility, and I know this may be a radical suggestion but hear me out, maybe this guy is just an overall douchebag and the hostility has nothing to do with the truck.

Methinks cowboy doth protest too much. You buy that Cyberjunk and wrap it gold foil because you want to attract attention and make a statement.

Amazon has been using them around here for several years, now, and some of them are looking pretty banged up. That probably means that a) they are durable and reliable (enough) and b) body parts are either hard to get or Amazon sees little need to repair or replace purely cosmetic damage.