Rad Teal should always win out.

There’s something wrong with that Miata.

The Emperor’s New Groove was hilarious!  and the sequel, Kronk’s New Groove, wasn’t too bad either.

I scrolled to find this song in the comments and was starting to get worried I wouldn’t find it. I find it perplexing that the article didn’t mention the song’s very persuasive argument in favour of bench seats. “I need you here with me, not way over in a bucket seat” nuff said. 

Another vote for velour!

Check out those forearms!

Around these parts we would call that “hot nerd alert!”

The glamor shot we didn’t know we needed.

If we’re going with the analogy:

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

If you have to be told that it’s ok to left foot brake on the street, you probably aren’t qualified to do it properly and you’ll probably do it wrong (at some point).

Weight transfer... as if 99.9% of drivers would have any capability of managing weight transfer. Anyway, all of this is countered by one simple thing. Nobody is going to have their left foot constantly hovering over the brake pedal but not touching it. Even a gentle touch of the brake pedal on most cars activates the…

“Whatever.”

Pictured: Boomer at work

The “Ok, Boomer” shit, like a lot of our culture, is stupid.

This, this so much. To sit there and point the blame on something, i feel like Jessi wouldn't care about that. She'd care about that record though.

550mph... I can't fathom how pants crappingly terrifying that is. A badass woman through and through, Ms. Combs was. 

Anyone with 5 kids is a douchebag by definition.

The reason given as to why they drive up on the rock are more or less the same reasons why pedestrian fatalities are up.