I predict the exact opposite.

Did we learn nothing from the failures of Auschwitz Crackers and Chicago Riots Beach Chairs?

“What if it was a Micronesian brewing company came out with a 9/11 or mass school shooting cans in the name of ‘spreading awareness’?”

The Marines of course are demanding a species of mules that can breath underwater and are capable of turning into a suspension bridge for short periods.

You need a hug, pookie?

or the VW Beetle.

I think a factor of 250 discredits your statement that it’s not cheaper than other metro systems. So, you’d be the one who brought the apples to an orange fight. Of course the price will increase, but remember that these numbers are per mile. So, this tunnel is not smaller than the final version because we’re talking…

Okay, what do you want to talk about? Jags? We can do that.

They’re sending planes east to Ohio? From the coast?

Well, he did stress that everyone should be bringing their pets, so the limited food wouldn't be an issue.

Your solution would be to stuff a bunch of people and animals on a ship with few places to puke and poop, with limited food? That sounds dumb as hell.

“If Goins had tagged Frazier out and then started flexing to each corner of the stadium, then you’d have an apples-to-apples comparison.”

I agree that hitters should be free to admire their mighty dongs, but there is a basic difference between that and this: underhanded as it may be, the hidden-ball trick is actively moving a player’s team closer to victory. In other words, it’s part of the game. The preening of the batter (which, again, I’m fine with)…

What makes a championship caliber couch? Mine is pretty comfy, but I don’t think it’s going to be winning titles any time soon. My dogs love it though. It’s probably more of a playoff caliber couch.

Right now the biggest correlation with CTE is did they have a brain, and did they play football.

Never ceases to amaze me how there is no mental distinction in Joe Sixpack’s feebel mind between real laws and contract law. The NFLPA signed a contract giving Goodell 100% power, then they sue when he uses 100% power.