Wow you're a dick

This not a celebration of his death. It is a mourning that he will not be here to face the consequences of his existence.

He has also doomed billions to a rising climate that will lead to hundreds of millions of deaths, displaced refugees, and other strife for generations to come. But, I guess he did create a few thousand low paying jobs and funded cancer research after he was diagnosed with cancer. Totally outweighs how he helped doom…

He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

LOL, clutching their pearls about theoretical humans, while bending over backward in complicity with the destruction of actual, living humans and the reenserfment of society, generally—that definitely sounds like dipshit modern American Christians, yes, thank you. Single-issue voting for simple minds, makes it nice…

The only way to shift all blame away from the Warriors, as Durant at least appears to be doing, is to insist that the calf injury and the Achilles injury are completely unrelated

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.

Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

Yeah. I actually liked him more as I read down through his tweets. So that kinda backfired.

It’s a slow news day in Splinterville.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

A nice slice of tomato can elevate make a sandwich taste so much like four people sneezed on it

One of my kids (one of my soon-to-be-13-yo daughters) was running around the house shouting “these mutherfuckers are crazy!” after Iggy’s line was picked up in the audio.  No “T” for swearing in our house.  Bad parent but tolerant fan.

Not that I’m a Houston stan (rather the opposite), but if we’re talking about regular-season results, the Rockets went 3-1 against the Warriors and finished with the exact same 53-29 record as the Blazers, so I don’t quite understand where you’re getting “a worse team than Portland” from. And Houston lost to the…

“And this isn’t my last name. In the offseason, I literally am a butler.”

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

You turned my words into something I didn’t say and then treated me like an idiot for saying them. Learn how to argue honorably.

You turned my words into something I didn’t say and then treated me like an idiot for saying them. Learn how to…

It plays like flash game. The concept is cool, but the look and feel of the gameplay are off. I don’t find the atmosphere particularly interesting, either. There are just other random people hanging around in the brutal caverns?

It plays like flash game. The concept is cool, but the look and feel of the gameplay are off. I don’t find the…

This game is pretty hard though, to anyone wondering

This game is pretty hard though, to anyone wondering