This is a shame and pretty surprising given Mexico, MO’s long history of appropriately naming things.

That 13.9 mistakes per 100 words is also understating it, as most Mets fans only know 33 words.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

Just told my GF that I finally guessed the right chin! She doesn’t care.

There’s nothing more American than cloaking failure in patriotism.

My Riley Curry Prediction: She has a Nickelodeon or Disney show within 3-5 years. There will be an episode where she is giving a press conference and Steph keeps interrupting her. There will tiny kids dressed like old-timey news reporters in the crowd growing more and more frustrated with his antics. It will be a…

Since Cleveland was hosting, wouldn’t the score be 0-17, making it “Tribute to J.R. Smith Night?”

To think if Shumpert makes that last second jumper in Game 1...

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Other than that, Cespedes had a great game last night. Went 2 for 4, had an RBI and put one in the upper deck.

If a hockey player did this, Don Cherry would cry tears of rage.

Well we know one guy who didn’t break out of prison recently.

Turns out the WTC collapse was just an exaggerated flop by Vlade Divac.

I had to read this five times before I got that you meant Pat Riley and not Riley Curry, which would have been infinitely better

100% his secret motivation is some lame product launch or marketing campaign thing

I’m expecting him to explicitly declare that this was his “secret motivation”.

Finally, I know one of these!

As one of the best fans in baseball, I know every disgusting inch of Randy Choate’s body.

The Horcrux he never meant to make.