great tit is sad

Where’s the Kotaku Censor Fish when you need it??? (also this game looks adorable)

Please keep chugging those energy drinks kids. Your sacrifice makes all this stuff happen.

The front reminds me of a Ford Escape. 

That Aston SUV is ugly.  That is all.

I’m extremely suspicious of a 20 year old car with mileage this low and a beat up interior. Something doesn’t add up here.

its totally cheating, but the 3d walkthrough has a “floor plan” mode. it DOES NOT help you figure out whats going on with this house.

also, i can smell that place.

CP - if I really want to kill myself, I can buy a pistol for a lot less money.

So, here’s the plan, man. You take an i3s, rip out all of the drivetrain, take the drivetrain from this bad boy and put it where the i3’s was. Lower it, give it wider wheels, brembos, box flares, and some Recaro seats with hemp covers or something like that. Three pedals, sequential transmission riotbox that revs to…

Subway Jared isn't even the worst Jared.

Were they using Autopilot?

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

In south Florida it has the exact opposite effect. I’m convinced it’s where people end up when they’ve been run out of every other part of the country, right before they’re flicked off the end of America’s penis.

I mean if I was retired owned a 2 post lift, the entire contents of a Snap On truck, 50 years of mechanical knowledge (and not the shitty Scotty Kilmer kind) and truly hated the sight of my spouse or family then yeah I could totally see this in my garage.

I thought for a second that you were spelling Brak from Space Ghost in a weird way. His mouth is quite grille-like:

Mustang name aside, this is not an attractive car.

I liked the Paystar until I got to Russia.  Got the Tayga 6436 and it’s now my new favorite truck.  That and the Azov 64131.

Live and learn. Life’s too short for ironman modes. Quick save is love, quick load is life.

Breakfast cereals also allow for a certain % of insect parts because... well.. you can get all the bugs out of grain.