FCA is gonna be soooo pissed when the Bronco can do a full barrel roll.

I too will take mine in bare carbon.

Reading comments on this site over the years I was under the impression the roads in Michigan were on par with Baghdad’s in 1990.  I thought you’d need a Trophy Truck to hit some legitimate speeds up there.

Nothing about Wisconsin? That’s good, he can stay out of here. 

“but what about rap!!!” is probably the funniest response racists have to this whole thing.

Pole vault.

He’s doing a barrel roll in a better place.

All your base are belong to us.

You know who doesn’t have a Kandi Coco? Carol f*ckin’ Baskin.

Hi Max,

*Crosses Ram off list of current FCA vehicles*

An important lesson for us all: if you want to do the crimes without punishment, keep doing the crimes until the cops give up.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

Well that and $150 will get you a passport. 

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

This was, word for word, exactly what I thought when I saw those photos.