A photo of them in on in a dark setting would’ve been nice, to see the full effect. 

Some things, once seen, can’t be unseen. Thanks a lot.

This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle “realistic” remake a la Disney’s Lion King is a pass for me.

That phrase rules.

Riding bicycles is incredibly fucking dangerous

Damn. Harry Potter fell on hard times.

So, 49 wins to 5 in the same time period, and you don’t think Max is a generational talent?

Incoming pedantry!  The phrase is “jury-rig” not “jerry-rig.” Unless this guy’s name is, in fact, Jerry. In that case, carry on, I guess.

Wasn’t Gillis fired from SNL for being a racist prick? I’ll pass.

That boot leather must taste mighty fine on a Monday morning.

I’m not usually as anti-slideshow as many commenters here, but this one felt more pointless than usual, especially with the uninformative photos attached. 

Interesting! I’ve never considered that young women should be forced to endure demeaning behavior just because they might have a rich family! I guess human rights really are conditional!

Now that’s how you enforce track limits!

Plus they looked absolutely fuckin sick as race cars. From what I remember they were hella dominant too

Unpopular opinion: I’m glad this car is still being made. The alternative would be not having it at all, which sucks.

And calling the statue “Unconditional Surrender” makes it seem way more rapey, even in context.

The good news is that he now gets excellent 5G reception.

I have zero sympathy for these people.

It just wouldn’t work for me, a real American person who tows his 50' boat up hill 500 miles one way, 7 times a day. 

Crow is an MST3k reference and there’s nothing you can say to not make me believe that.