Heaven’s Gate? That’s a serious run for someone driving in white Nikes.

That pic at the top of the post...it took me a minute to realize that’s Kovalchuk next to Doughty; I thought for a second Tkachuk got traded to LA.

It’s tragic. Hopefully they’ll fix it in a mid cycle update or something!

“We were doing, you know, in some cases five or six meetings a day, three or four rallies and town meetings and meeting with groups of people,” Sanders said. “I don’t think I’m going to do that. But I certainly intend to be actively campaigning.”

hold down the power button for 15 seconds, then dunk the ipad in water to cool the processor.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Fuck this shit.

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass. 

Taking a long swig from a Faygo grape soda, Arenado added, “Truly distances and magnets are some of the greatest wonders of mankind."

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

You’d be passionate too if you were being paid in heroin and 50 Mercedes Benz S-Class cars per game.

Damn, I never new Lithuania was in da motherfucking Sharez0ne

Hard to say. Post a picture of your face.

It looks like a Japanese cartoon character in the face.

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Some men pay a lot for that kind of thing in Moscow.

Professor here: Rate My Professor is either “he’s fucking easy” or “she sucks because she  is hard.” *checks RMP* Yeah, they are still deleting any rating of me

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?