“HI, PHIL SWIFT HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL!”

Blind test!  Exotic super car or clapped out old Chevy pickup with an exhaust leak?

White Claw is the new Zima don’t @ me. 

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.

No surprise that hate speech could be heard on the 88 radio.

Bathrooms in Cincinnati are typically the site of much worse devastation.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

“[...] I don’t want to put these people’s names in my feed [...]”

Ivan “Ironman” Stewart’s Super Off Road Nintendo game

Fuck payday loan grifters. No one should give this asshole a single cent.

FIFY

Funny. I just saw a video about the most famous nintendo games’ musics being 1:1 copies of actual real music from the 80's. I find that a lot more revolting than this knockoff.

I trust that the internet’s gun experts are smugly informing Niumatalolo that automatic weapons use magazines, not clips, so he knows nothing about guns and should shut up.

You can't spell tariffs without FFS. 

I wonder how much they paid him to do it

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

“Well, MY rape was real, but not this one.”