Some fingers in the right place, some fingers in the wrong place?

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

that’s a jerk-off station

I hope he beats this 

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa. 

Enough to pull a garden trailer or a small camper.

Florida Man ought to be ashamed — the fins on that condenser need to be combed straight.  How embarrassing.

A great, smart, strong leader.

Same book, different prophets, no biggie

“I am a 6'7", 350-pound burly guy with a big beard and a love for small cars.”

“a top staffer for Vice President Mike Pence said he “can’t talk about” why Pence abruptly—and without much explanation—canceled a trip to New Hampshire to stay in Washington earlier this month.”

Oh, your whole front end lights up? That’s cute.

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

That top photo/that face made me realized what I would love to see: Since drift is a pretty silly form of motorsport that doesn’t take itself overly seriously and has pretty lax regulations, a team should hook up pupils to the headlights that move when the steering moves, LIKE THIS!

So when I stood up, it was right in the gooch. It’s normally pleasurable for a man, isn’t it? The gooch.

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.