“Tom Wilson has caused more brain damage on ice than any Canadian since the Nunuvat Inuit tribe was at the peak of their seal hunting in the 1800s, baby”- Dennis Miller probably whatever  

It’s a tramp stamp

RIP Kevin

If I don’t buy the glasses will the inventor start brutally fistfighting with me until I finally give in?

$480k for a turnkey fully developed and pedigreed GT3 race car is not stupid expensive.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Fuck Kanye. We need to say this often and loudly.

I think the better question here is “Why is stance?”

Ask Ludacris.

OEM New Car Smell.

If you’re going to through some Lizzo at Jalops, why not start with a smoky burnout?

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

He’s the kind of guy that asks for samples when the line is extremely long.

I know a number of men that don’t like wearing a wedding ring. They either don’t wear it, or wear one of those flexible silicon wedding rings.

This may be one of the biggest dumbest career-immolations I’ve ever seen.

There is an MLB catcher effectively named Sweet Christ??! How have I missed this?

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Mike Moustakas charged in from third base for a bare-handed play.