Cosby spokesman: “They persecuted Jesus and look what happened...”

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

Oooooh my dude. Electric Six are a dirty Detroit staple. For further listening pleasure, check out Naked Pictures (Of Your Mother) and Gay Bar.

Pretty sure Gritty has been selling grilled cheese in the parking lot before Phish shows for years.

He looks so full of life, and pcp

One thing I’m not totally clear on... is there fighting in the bleachers?

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

“First of all, when you visit Google’s homepage on a mobile device... “

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

For dat weed stash.

Should be noted that while he was in Cleveland, he hired this Bill Lumburg looking guy

the Patriots, as currently constructed, are slow as shit.

But I hear if you go to here training ground at her mansion, complete the training course in 2 min or less, do a double somersault over the candle stick holder and dive into the pool, you’ll unlock her nude skin and see her bewbs. True story bruh.

I can relate. The gym is about dominance. Throw a med ball off the ceiling. Rearrange the treadmills. Deny people water. It’s a jungle, and you have to make it your jungle.

His name is Arthur Fleck?

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

I give it a year and half until they follow the other car companies in their pursuit to ruin nameplates and somehow release a version of the Atlas called the Beetle.

To be fair, Nascar emails are a bitch to read.