Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

Wait I really need to know if it was peeped or peed. 

Are you really so dumb you can’t see the website watermark?

On this day, let us also remember Laura Wagner’s email account, and pray for the Dead Letters which await us. Amen.

You knew Detroit wasn’t going to just let a chance slip by to retake the throne after Cleveland earned a tie.

They played the opening bars of it as they headed to commercial after the Mack pick-6 and it pleased me greatly.

The strip sack was nice, but I am always partial to the Return of the Mack.

Blacked out taillights typically announce the arrival of the coolest guy at the party, what are you talking about?

“...throwing up a peace sign at the end of his journey.”

I hope they change it to the dedication to his grandma. Goes to show family is important.

Unfortunately we know the near O-face expressions on Trump Voters at a Trump of the Will Rally.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

I REALLY need to see Del live, man. He was in Philly when I lived there and I didn’t go, I am an idiot.

It’s almost like these people (Conservatives) never think this shit through.

Alphas? Ha!

Jeremy Scott tried this exact concept years ago and got (rightfully) destroyed for it.

Haha, it’s funny because the president looking the other way because of a personal financial interest is the literal definition of corruption.

I’m pretty sure “rightfully” is not correct word when money were donated to change his life around, not for drugs...

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